Take one Chinese girl who is STILL under the notion that if she treats other people with respect and kindness, they will all return the same form of compact love.
Combine with a boy with seems sweet enough and is filled with some sort of love that doesn't make sense.
Place in oven and let them intermingle by themselves, as facilitated love and companionship always turns out to be the fucked up kind that resonates an odd stench of low self esteem.
The suggested time is about 3 years, 4 if your patience permits. To speed up the process, dress Gloria in a black uniform and make her work with a bitch who posses the largest under bite anyone has seen. Alternate Gloria between the two different environments.
Though a word of caution, if Gloria is forced to spend time with the tacky cunt trash, you might be missing a person at the end of the day. Completing this intermittenly will not only keep Gloria's temper at bay but stop your expeneses from ruining you.
Now watch closely. What typically happens is the innocent boy will make Gloria feel all tingly inside and like she is a special person. More special than his past girlfriends and all of the other girls and boys. Gloria will take this to heart, try to remember and savour the moment as tomorrow will come and feelings fade.
Fade might not be the greatest way to explain the boys' feelings. Perhaps evolve into a quieter version that is less attractive to Gloria but more attractive to other people because Gloria has injected a sense of style and self awareness into him.
As the gestures, gazes, and sweet phrases become only a story, Gloria grows wary and Will (I mean the boy) becomes comfortable. Comfortable enough that it is alright for him to exclude Gloria from things that she actually wants to attend. Mind you, the boy thinks this he has done nothing wrong.
Don't worry. The irony of the last paragraph did not fail to fall on me.
It is ironic simply because the boy starts to gesture, gaze, and comment less and less. Instead he plays more games, whines, and generally make Gloria feel like any other girl.
Any other girl that he can exclude. If it wasn't for Gloria being friends with her, you wouldn't be going to that birthday dinner. And of course Gloria doesn't want to go because she has to take her little sister to soccer. Mind you, it would make Gloria feel much more wanted if the boy actually offered/questioned her if she would like to go after soccer.
Gloria has to take you to all of her friends birthday parties after all. And no. They are not your friends because you are friends with them . You are friends with them because Gloria was friends with them. You are now capable to picking out a shirt because Gloria has taught you all the shit that you know. And what do you do to thank her? You maker her feel unwanted.
No. There are no points awarded for making someone else feel shitty. Gloria can do that her self.
Towads the end of 3 and half years, you should see that Gloria will not have changed much. The boy on the other hand, will become a well dressed asshole who doesn't know that kids take in everything you do and say. Who doesn't know that the girl doesn't always like paying $16 dollars for a movie ticket everytime she sees a movie. A boy that has CLEARLY lost sight of what dating means.
And no. It's not just so that he can get some. The girl has to still want to be with him and feel like he still wants her for her and not the other shit. Gloria will not have changed much because at a quick glance, she sees that things seem to be going the way that they always have for the past 3 1/2 years. But when she tries to blog about how blissfull her work day was, all she can think about is how much she misses Will. The Will that took her hand while they are walking so that she wouldn't fall. The Will that cares about whether or not she is still as happy as day 1. The Will that cared to think that he can wait and that rushing into things is always the bad way to go. The Will that wanted to have things fixed before he went to bed so she wouldn't stay up till 1:30 in the morning because of a queasy stomach and a heavy heart.
A heavy heart with purple hair accompanied by no one.
And just because I look at a product and say that it is a good line, it doesn't mean I'm going to buy it. This is quite clear when I say, "This is too expensive. I'll wait." Just because I didn't say, "I'm not going to buy it," doesn't mean I'm going to buy it.
Back to the point. In the end, you should have a Gloria that is still nice when the encounters are short but if they are longer than 10 minutes, then the experimenter must intervene. Gloria should also be bitter with high hopes that the boy will some how become romantic again. That she won' t have to fight for his attention and that time spent together is not just some cheap thrill that is so imaginative that Gloria gets more excited about laundry.
By the way, have fun at your party.
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